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  • *knock on door*

  • Ajay:

    *opens it*

  • Pagan:

    *has a guitar* *clears throat and inhales*

  • Ajay:

    *slams door in his face*

  • *silence*

  • *knock on door*

  • Ajay:

    *opens it*

  • Pagan:

    Okay *throws guitar to the side* I have a question-

  • Ajay:

    *looks at watch* Hurry up

  • Pagan:

    Okay, don't RUSH me...*exhales deeply*

  • Ajay:

    *waits for him*

  • Pagan:

    *flips hair and looks at him gleamingly with a smug* Are we still tearing shit up-

  • Ajay:

    For FUCK SAKE, PAGAN *slams door in his face again*

  • Pagan:

    *stands there* *gets guitar* I was going to sing it, but no, you have to be whiny about it-

  • Ajay:

    *cracks door open enough to reach out and snatch the guitar* *smashes it* *throws the pieces at Pagan* *slams door again*

  • Pagan:

    ....rude

  • Ajay:

    *opens envelope*

  • Letter:

    "Dear Ajay,

  • Please come to my castle. I have baked a cake for you.

  • Love, Pagan."

  • Ajay:

    *rips letter to pieces*

  • Later--

  • Ajay:

    What do you want now-

  • Pagan:

    I made a cake for you!

  • Ajay:

    You're not trying to encourage me by pretending to be Princess Peach, are you?

  • Pagan:

    Pfft...*crosses arms and looks away* nooo...

  • Ajay:

    *sighs* What do you have for me

  • Pagan:

    *puts cake on table* Voila!

  • Ajay:

    *reads lettering*

  • "Let's tear shit up! <3"

  • Ajay:

    ....

  • Pagan:

    Do you like it?

  • Ajay:

    *flips table so the cake flies in Pagan's face* For fuck sake, Pagan. *walks away*

  • Pagan:

    *stands there as the cake slowly slides down his face*

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